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Kafkaesque kiss
a kiss that starts out feeling like it’s about to transform you but ends up just bugging you.
Sartrean kiss
a kiss that you worry yourself to death about even though it really doesn’t matter anyway.
Russell-Whiteheadian kiss
a formal kiss in which each lip and tongue movement is rigorously and completely defined, even though it ends up seeming incomplete somehow.
Pythagorean kiss
a kiss given by someone who has developed some new and wonderful techniques but refuses to use them on anyone for fear that others would find out about them and copy them.
Nietzscheian kiss
“she/he who does not kiss you, makes your lust stronger.”
Grouchoic kiss
a kiss given by someone who will only kiss those who would not kiss him or her.
Harpoic kiss
shut up and kiss me.
Zenoian kiss
your lips approach, closer and closer, but never actually touch.
Procrustean kiss
suffice it to say that it is a technique that, once you’ve experienced it, you’ll never forget it, especially when applied to areas of the anatomy other than the lips.
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Today, I won’t be missing you anymore. I won’t be waiting for your call. I won’t count on that old smile. I won’t be lost. We were meant to part this way, I know that now and I realized I shouldn’t hold on any longer. We’re perfect the way we are now. And if we ever find one day we need each other, just for that day, we could sit down and talk about it. If you want to. But today, you don’t miss me and you don’t need me, so I won’t be missing you and needing you either. But I’ll always be around.
Sexual Assault Prevention Tips Guaranteed to Work!
Sexual Assault Prevention Tips Guaranteed to Work!
1. Don’t put drugs in people’s drinks in order to control their behavior.
2. When you see someone walking by themselves, leave them alone!
3. If you pull over to help someone with car problems, remember not to assault them!
4. NEVER open an unlocked door or window uninvited.
5. If you are in an elevator and someone else gets in, DON’T ASSAULT THEM!
6. Remember, people go to laundry to do their laundry, do not attempt to molest someone who is alone in a laundry room.
7. USE THE BUDDY SYSTEM! If you are not able to stop yourself from assaulting people, ask a friend to stay with you while you are in public.
8. Always be honest with people! Don’t pretend to be a caring friend in order to gain the trust of someone you want to assault. Consider telling them you plan to assault them. If you don’t communicate your intentions, the other person may take that as a sign that you do not plan to rape them.
9. Don’t forget: you can’t have sex with someone unless they are awake!
10. Carry a whistle! If you are worried you might assault someone “on accident” you can hand it to the person you are with, so they can blow it if you do.
” - So people are always giving womyn advise about what they must do to avoid being attack, but this unconsciously puts the blame on the victim since you are telling them that if they follow these rules it wont happened to them. However it shouldnt happen to them regardless. This feminist professor shows the irony of tips to not be assaulted by reversing the advise and instead of targetting the victims, targetting the abuser and i think although it might be considered funny this shows the irony of the advise womyn usually get.Your Sex is on Fire
The decision to kiss for the first time is the most crucial in any love story. It changes the relationship of two people much more strongly than even the final surrender; because this kiss already has within it that surrender.
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